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PART I PART
II CREDITS
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CHARACTERS:
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PROPS:
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TEEN
GIRL
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RED
CAR
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TEEN
BOY
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CAR
SEAT
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MR.
SUIT
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BABY
DOLL
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SALESMAN
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SUPPORT
ORDER
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DOCTOR
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CONTRACT
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PART
I: DREAM CAR
TEEN GIRL:
"Everybody has a dream, you know? Like singing in a band, or getting
Homecoming Queen.... "
TEEN BOY: "Hitting
a three-pointer at the buzzer in a championship game..."
TEEN GIRL:
"My dream is to get a car. But not just any car; a brand new, amazingly
fast, sports car."
TEEN BOY: "Yeah.
A Benz drop top. And it's red."
TEEN GIRL:
"This is just great. Cruising around with the top down,... music
jamming..."
TEEN BOY: "It
doesn't get any better than this.
Can you believe them?"
TEEN GIRL:
"There's just one thing to do... "
TEEN BOY: "You
gotta pass 'em!"
TEEN GIRL:
"This car's a dream. It has everything, right? CD player, computerized
dashboard, leather seats...The baby buckled in the car seat in back."
MR. SUIT: "Two
typical teenagers, dreaming of a life in the fast lane, struck by the
realization that the dream doesn't include being a teen parent. No baby
buckled into the back seat intruding on their carefree automotive fantasia.
But the stark reality is this: if you become a teen parent, the road you
travel will be changed forever."
SALESMAN:
"So, you're thinking about life in the fast lane, huh? You've come
to the right place, kids. I guarantee there's a world of excitement waiting
for you, and it's right through that window. Take a look at those babies!"
TEEN BOY: "Whoa,
wait a minute...!"
DOCTOR: "Congratulations.
Sugar and spice and everything nice, huh?"
SALESMAN:
"Or would you prefer a two-door? Come on, take a closer look."
SALESMAN:
"First of all, have you figured out how you're going to finance things?
'Cause buying a car means signing a legal contract. And you're still teenagers,
am I right?"
TEEN GIRL:"
I've got a job, and some money saved up. "
TEEN BOY: "And
my folks said they'll co-sign the contracts."
SALESMAN:
"Perfect! Because you won't be able to do this without involving
your parents. I have a contract right here. First of all, there's a down
payment of a few thousand dollars. But you expected that. Then you'll
be responsible for the payments for 60 months, or 5 years. After that
the car's yours. Please sit down and read it over."
DOCTOR: "That's
called a Support Order. You'll be making support payments for the baby
for 216 months, or 18 years. Not to mention the hospital bill: it's a
few thousand dollars."
TEEN BOY: "Sounds
like a down payment."
DOCTOR: "Oh,
it's just the beginning."
SALESMAN: "Now,
you'll also need car insurance. You can't drive without it. You'll want
to budget for that."
DOCTOR: "And
the State requires medical insurance on your baby. It comes out of your
own pocket."
SALESMAN: "Not
to mention the cost of fuel. That's a pretty penny. I'm talking premium
gas, oil, fluid...."
DOCTOR: "...Milk,
juice, baby food, cereal. Diapers, powders. The list goes on."
SALESMAN:
"Plus maintenance, too, 'cause breakdowns happen. You'll need a certified
mechanic..."
DOCTOR: "And
a pediatrician to give the baby a regular checkup..."
SALESMAN: "Every
six months or 3,000 miles."
TEEN GIRL:
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! I just wanted my dream car. I didn't
know it would be so complicated."
SALESMAN: "Don't
worry. If you lose your job or find you can't make the payments, I'll
introduce you to a very influential buddy of mine: the Repo Man. He'll
repossess your car, and take it off your hands. It's a little embarrassing,
but your payments will end."
TEEN BOY:
"And we'll be off the hook."
SALESMAN: "Absolutely!"
DOCTOR: "Of
course, your financial obligations to the baby will remain with you until
the child is 18."
TEEN GIRL:
"But what if I lose my job. Or the father refuses to pay support.
They can't repossess a baby?"
DOCTOR: "No,
they can't. You'll always be financially responsible for the child. If
the support isn't paid, you'll get to meet with a very influential person.
He's called a judge. He won't repossess your baby, but he can take away
your drivers license, your hunting license, your professional license.
Once you become part of the Welfare system, you lose a lot of freedom.
That's something you need to think about."
SALESMAN:
"So, kids, are you ready for life in the fast lane? What'll it be?"
TEEN GIRL:
"Uh... As much as we'd like our dream car, do you have anything a
bit more... sensible?"
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